There are certain
behaviors that piss females off to no end. I'm sure you can think of many
examples, but there are specific instances just different from the rest.
Sure, guys may think we overreact in these
situations, but, honestly, we're annoyed and don't really care what you think.
Sound insane? Too bad.
I'm sure there are tons of things females do
to piss men off, but it's just a part of life. No matter how illogical or
ridiculous these annoyances are, they just keep reoccurring time after time.
So what are some of the things men do to make
a girl want to explode?
1. Look at their phones while we're speaking and then ask,
"WHAT?!"
Why it
bothers us: As if the reason isn't
obvious, it's quite infuriating to have to repeat ourselves solely because
you weren't paying attention the first time.
What it
means to a female: Whatever we're
saying is less important than whatever news feed you're scrolling through.
Why you
should stop doing it: Because it
makes us realize what we initially said was unimportant, and we don't like
feeling unimportant.
2. Have your eyes travel from our boobs back to our eyes at
least six times per sentence.
Why it
bothers us: We know exactly what you're doing: not paying
attention to a word that comes out of our mouths! You aren't fooling anyway.
What it means
to a female: You value our tits
more than our thoughts, regardless if this is true or not.
Why you
should stop doing it: Because
it'll be the last conversation you'll ever have with us.
3. Comment on another girl's physical appearance while we're
standing right there.
Why it
bothers us: Oh, she has a sick
body? That's awkward since I'm a solid 15-pounds heavier than she is.
What it
means to a female: Time for us to
make some changes.
Why you
should stop doing it: We are
already self-conscious enough; we don't need your extra commentary.
4. Man spread.
Why it
bothers us: You're taking up all
the damn room everywhere we go.
What it
means to a female: You don't give a
sh*t whether we're comfortable or not.
Why you
should stop doing it: Nobody looks
good with his legs spread that much -- ever.
5. Unexpectedly bring your friends along to what we thought was
one-on-one time.
Why it bothers
us: Because we know you know it was supposed to be just us!
What it means
to a female: You
wouldn't dream of spending any alone time with us.
Why you
should stop doing it: Sh*t ain't
right!
6. Neglect to celebrate milestones.
Why it
bothers us: They call them
milestones for a reason!
What it
means to a female: You have better
things to keep track of... like the score of your FIFA game.
Why you
should stop doing it: So it makes
us look less crazy because we really do care about these things.
7. Trying to put it in places we haven't talked about yet.
Why it
bothers us: WHY THE F*CK DO YOU
THINK?!
What it
means to a female: You just DGAF
about our physical pain or wellbeing.
Why you
should stop doing it: HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE IT IF WE DID THAT TO YOU?!
8. Cover your ears when we
talk about our periods.
Why it
bothers us: It's f*cking natural.
What it
means to a female: You'll care
about it when it means we're not having sex with you because of it.
Why you
should stop doing it: It's not as
if we're the only female to have this issue, half the population deals
with it.
9. Eat anything you want in front of us, forcing us to ruin our
diets.
Why it
bothers us: Because, for some
reason, you have the ability to eat whatever you want without gaining weight.
What it
means to a female: Just another
reason being a guy is so much easier.
Why you
should stop doing it: We're just
going to hate ourselves after the five-minute food indulgence.
10. Order our food for us.
Why it
bothers us: No matter what you
order, we'll find something offensive about it.
What it
means to a female: You think we
either need to lose or gain weight.
Why you
should stop doing it: We have
mouths and can speak up for ourselves.
11. Make us come to family events and then leave us
standing by ourselves.
Why it
bothers us: Why did we even need to
come in the first place?
What it
means to a female: "I brought
you along for security even though I didn't want you there."
Why you
should stop doing it: We have
better things to spend and/or waste our time doing.
12. Forgetting to delete your Tinder.
Why it
bothers us: How would you feel if
we had Tinder?
What it
means to a female: You didn't just
"forget" to delete your Tinder.
Why you
should stop doing it: This is just
in your benefit. Trust me.
13. Insist that Kate Upton is hot.
Why it
bothers us: SHE IS NOT HOT.
What it
means to a female: "You need
bigger tits."
Why you
should stop doing it: We are never
going to look like Kate Upton.
14. Buy us a drink, but not our friend who's
standing with us at the bar.
Why it
bothers us: This is just bad, bad manners.
What it
means to a female: You just DGAF
about our friends.
Why you
should stop doing it: Because our
friends are just never going to like you.
15. Anything and everything while on your period.
Why it
bothers us: Because our periods.
What it
means to a female: Our periods are
not a valid excuse for anything when they're most definitely a valid excuse for everything.
Why you
should stop doing it: Because
our periods.
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