“Dear Victor: Wow. That … really got out of hand. I’m sending this cat
in as a peace offering. I forgive you for all the stuff you wrote on the walls
about my sister, and I’m going to just ignore all the stuff you wrote about my
“giant ass” (turn cat over for rest) because I love you and you need me. Who
else loves you enough to send you notes written on cats? Nobody, that’s who,
Also, I stapled a picture of us from our wedding day to the cat’s left leg.
Don’t we look happy? We can be that way again.
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